Haunted Houses

It’s that time of the year again. People whip out the cute Halloween decorations ‘although there is a house not too far from us that has gone WAY overboard’ the air is crisp and of course we Texans are sporting the layered look and leather coats even though it’s just 50 outside. We went to a haunted house last weekend and each time I’ve gone ‘3 times’ to a haunted house I’ve been disappointed. I don’t like being scared and don’t really see the point. I think standing in the line gets me all wound up and anxious, because after we make it through one it was really quite silly. It’s always the same thing… someone jumps out at you. I don’t understand why that is worth 20 bux. Out of the 4 or 5 haunted houses we went through only one was any good. It was a haunted house with clowns. If you’re not scared of clowns, I don’t know what is wrong with you. The idea of having a smile painted on 24/7 is bad enough, without the crazy hair, big shoes, and all the noises they make. Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Need I say more.