My drive to work this morning was very interesting. I found myself stuck next to a pompous ass in a new VW Touareg. Im quite confident this is an accurate description, due to his driving, slicked hair, long sleeved blue dress shirt with the white collar and sleeves, and gaudy watch reflecting the morning light. I will never understand why people floor it only to slam on their breaks and give the person in front of them a heart attack. Its rush hour traffic. Deal with it. The amusing part was that no matter how many times he gunned it and flew off into the distance, I always caught back up to him in time to observe him hitting the breaks. Eventually he broke off at the highway spilt and I turned to the radio for amusement, where I was informed of the most disgusting thing ever: a Krispy Kreme drink that tastes like their glazed doughnut. http://www.krispykreme.com/frozenblends.html I must admit that this doesnt look as disgusting as it sounded because my mental image was of a milkshake where this is actually frozen. I will never understand the lure of those lard covered bricks either. I remember my first encounter with Krispy Kreme, and while many look back on their first with fond memories, I will forever gag at the noxious smell and disgusting ooze that coated the back of my throat. Im sure it was comparable to the time Tiki, our cat, licked a pan of bacon grease clean and proceeded to lick her chops for the next 3 days. Many people at work comment on how healthy I eat, Ryan experiences this as well, because I dont eat fast food. Folks, let me explain something . once you quit eating fast food and get beyond the cravings for it, the thought of it repulses you. Im not exercising this amazing self discipline, although Id love to say I was; its just nasty stuff. Anything that makes you sick after you havent eaten it for a while, sits heavy in your stomach, and makes your poo float isnt good for you. These are not natural reactions you should have from eating. Just like that new pill theyre advertising for women thats birth control and cuts your menstrual cycles down to 4 times a year. Thats not normal. I cannot imagine how much drugs have to be floating around in your system to accomplish that result.
