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I don’t do windows because… I love birds and don’t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
I don’t wax floors because… I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I’ll feel terrible and they may sue me.
I don’t mind the dust bunnies because… They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
I don’t disturb cobwebs because… I want every creature to have a home of their own.
I don’t Spring Clean because… I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to get jealous.
I don’t pull weeds in the garden because… I don’t want to get in God’s way, he is an excellent designer.
I don’t put things away because… My husband will never be able to find them again.
I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because… I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
I don’t iron because… I choose to believe them when they say”quote”;Permanent Press”.
I don’t stress much on anything because… quote”A Type” personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’
woman!!!!
The preacher’s, Sunday sermon was ”Forgive Your Enemies”
Toward the end of the service, he asked his congregation, ”How many of you have forgiven their enemies?” About half held up their hands. He then repeated his question. As it was past lunchtime, this time about 80 percent held up thehands. He then repeated his question again. All responded, except one small elderly lady. ”Mrs. Jones,” inquired the preacher, ”Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?” ”I don’t have any.” She replied, smiling sweetly. ”Mrs. Jones, That is very unusual. How old are you?” ”Ninety-three.” She replied. ”Oh Mrs. Jones, what a blessing and a lesson to us all you are. Would you please come down in front of this congregation and tell us all how a person can live ninety-three years and not have an enemy in the world.” The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: ”I outlived the bitches.”
