12 Things Women need to know about Men when it comes to Sex

These assume you are in a relationship, one night stands, booty calls, and f*ck buddies do not count. There is another set of rules mostly ending with “just f*ck me”.

Yes, we think about sex a lot. In fact, if you actually knew how much or in what detail, you would never stop blushing. It is how we are wired. It is like you thinking about if your ass looks fat in jeans or your hair is frizzing due to humidity, we are just more direct and simple than that.
If you consider the relationship like a tall building, women are up on the 100th floor, all CEO like, communicating, being rational, using logic, and trying to connect before and during sex. Men are in sub basement J working on the furnaces turning up the heat until clothes come off.
We worry about our body just as much as you do, we just don’t dwell on it when we are naked together, we are far more interested in your body at this point. Take a hint from that, we would like it to be the same way. When we are naked together, don’t worry about what I think of your body, because guess what, it looks great to me, if it didn’t, we wouldn’t have tried so hard to get you to this point. Don’t be so uptight about your thighs/breasts/stomach/hips/ass/pubic hair (or lack thereof)/smell/taste that you let a great night of sex with your willing and hungry man pass you by. Turn off that part of your head, look into our lustful eyes, and try to see you as we do: An amazing goddess that we want to have/taste/touch every inch of and give a great night.
When you say “Don’t stop”, for some reason we hear “do it faster/harder/better”. So, do us a favor and be even more direct, something like “just like that, perfect, just like that”. Let’s face it, at this point, we don’t have enough blood left in our head to recognize our native language, much less understand complex directions like “don’t stop”.
Your vagina is foreign soil to us. We didn’t get to play with a vagina 10 times a day during junior high like we did with our cocks. So, when we are down there, give us some direction. A little to the right? To the left? Somewhere in the middle? Fingers? No? You will like it better and we will be even more confident about doing it.
Don’t ever fake it. Tell us what you need to get off. We want you to get off, as much as you want. By this point, we are going to get off. It isn’t hard to make us climax, and since we actually are into you and want to come back for more, tell us what you need to make it happen.
Talking dirty is all sorts of hot. You don’t have to swear or even use a recognizable language; moaning, breathing, and gasping are all good. If you don’t believe me, call your man at work some time, and just make those types of noises into the phone. I promise you, there is a severely horny man on the other end of the line trying to figure out how to cancel meetings and rush home to pounce you.
Don’t ask us for honesty when looking at clothing. We will say anything looks great if it increases our chance of getting to peel it off you. Besides, we are usually thinking about having a tryst right there and then in the dressing room.
Don’t demean us for kinky ideas. We are like Jacques Cousteau, and want to explore all kinds of things. We have seen a lot of porn in our life and are curious if a finger around your anus will make you scream in pleasure. We aren’t trying to offend or anything, just curious, and are comfortable with you enough to suggest (or try) it.
Blowjobs are amazing. We love them. If you are adverse to giving, let us know why and we will fix it. Do you need directions, candles, pretty smells, us to shave or trim, what? We will fix it, I promise you.
Just because we notice another woman, doesn’t mean we are even considering anything with her. Maybe she had those shorts with something written on the ass, or some bling tried to burn our retinas, or something was off, or we know her from work, etc. Perhaps we just noticed her because you are so much more desirable and she doesn’t know she is being outshone and out classed by you in your sweat suit instead of pretending behind designer clothes or makeup.
Even thought you may not feel desirable or lusty at the moment because you are eating/cooking/cleaning/running etc, you are. You always are, no matter what. For the record, your sweat contains pheromones that drive us nuts, so next time you aren’t feeling sexy because you just worked out, remember your body didn’t get the memo and is broadcasting the menu to us.