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		<title>BookX 1.5 Released</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 00:07:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BookX 1.5 has been released.  It contains three bug fixes:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BookX 1.5 has been released.  It contains three bug fixes:</p>
<p>Fixed No Image on Details Bug (<a target="_blank" href="http://code.google.com/p/suitex/issues/detail?id=55">Issue 55</a>)<br />
Fixed ISBN fail roll over bug (<a target="_blank" href="http://code.google.com/p/suitex/issues/detail?id=57">Issue 57</a>)<br />
Fixed yet another division by 0 bug (<a target="_blank" href="http://code.google.com/p/suitex/issues/detail?id=56">Issue 56</a>)</p>
<p>Since all of those are fairly major bugs, go <a target="_blank" href="http://downloads.wordpress.org/plugin/bookx.1.5.zip">Download</a> the new version now.</p>
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		<title>Is God Pro-Life?  I doubt it.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 14:43:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On our recent vacation I saw one that said "God  is Pro-Life", and man did that annoy me.  Is God Pro-Life?  If you are answering unequivocally "yes", how the heck do you know?  Did you ask him?  Did he blog it?  Did you get the memo?  Last I looked we, humans, were given free choice by God, so the facts would tend to lead to the conclusion he is Pro-Choice.  ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you, like us, spend any time driving in <a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="Rural area" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rural_area">rural</a> parts of <a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="Texas" rel="geolocation" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=31.0,-100.0&amp;spn=10.0,10.0&amp;q=31.0,-100.0%20%28Texas%29&amp;t=h">Texas</a> and <a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="New Mexico" rel="geolocation" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=34.0,-106.0&amp;spn=3.0,3.0&amp;q=34.0,-106.0%20%28New%20Mexico%29&amp;t=h">New Mexico</a>, you have seen the deluge of Pro-Life billboards and parenting ads.  I assume that out in the sticks there isn&#8217;t anything else for the teenagers to do but make babies, so the prevalence is a lot higher out there.</p>
<p>On our recent vacation I saw one that said &#8220;<a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="God" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God">God</a> is Pro-Life&#8221;, and man did that annoy me.  Is God Pro-Life?  If you are answering unequivocally &#8220;yes&#8221;, how the heck do you know?  Did you ask him?  Did he blog it?  Did you get the memo?  Last I looked we, humans, were given free choice by God, so the facts would tend to lead to the conclusion he is <a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="Pro-choice" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pro-choice">Pro-Choice</a>.</p>
<p>For those of you that don&#8217;t know, I am Pro-Choice.  I don&#8217;t see it as my place to tell others what to do in their relationship, with their bodies, or with their lives.  That is a decision everyone should make on their own, and the consequences, one way or another, are between you and God.  No one else.  That same outlook also makes me for <a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="Same-sex marriage" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-sex_marriage">Gay Marriage</a>, since again, who am I to condemn someone&#8217;s way of life.  If they are happy and not making me or mine unhappy, I don&#8217;t care who or what they do.</p>
<p>I am also pretty damn sure the Bible said do not judge people, love everyone, and treat everyone (and by extension their beliefs) with respect and generosity.</p>
<p>So to those of you running around all pissed at me now for saying God is actually Pro-Choice&#8230;why do you care?  Are you, personally, going to adopt each possible abortion?  If not, you don&#8217;t have a pony in the race and should sit down.</p>
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		<title>BookX 1.3 Released</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 18:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BookX 1.3 is now available for <a target="_blank" href="http://downloads.wordpress.org/plugin/bookx.1.3.zip">download</a>.  It is a fairly major bug fix, so go get it, now!</p>
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		<title>Horrible Business Website</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 13:56:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I admit, I like to find gigs on Craigslist.  There are horrible things on there, and some stupid people (&#8220;I need a PMP certified Project Manager with 12 years industry experience that can start today for $12/hr.&#8221;), but every now and then, something decent appears.
I was browsing, wondering about competition and stumbled on this website [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I admit, I like to find gigs on <a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="Craigslist" rel="homepage" href="http://www.craigslist.org/">Craigslist</a>.  There are horrible things on there, and some stupid people (&#8220;I need a <a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="Project Management Professional" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Management_Professional">PMP</a> certified Project Manager with 12 years industry experience that can start today for $12/hr.&#8221;), but every now and then, something decent appears.</p>
<p>I was browsing, wondering about competition and stumbled on this website : <a target="_blank" href="http://www.leo-scorp.com/index.html" target="_blank">LeoScorp, LLC</a> .  What a bad name for a company, but when you first look at the site, you are amazed they claim to be in the website building business.  Bad use of colors, background image is distracting, and let&#8217;s face it, picking something like Astrology to base your company name/theme/logo on could actually turn people off, especially down here in the Bible Belt.</p>
<p>Assuming you make it past all that, check out their <a target="_blank" href="http://www.leo-scorp.com/aboutus.html" target="_blank">About Us</a>.  Does anyone care they swam together at a public pool?  Does that make them better developers/designers?  If this was their homepage, sure knock yourself out, but on a business site, keep it professional.</p>
<p>Then go to the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.leo-scorp.com/services.html" target="_blank">Services page</a>, where they have a stupid little computer extremely slowing typing out the content.  First, it is slow, I type much faster than that and read WAY faster.  Let&#8217;s go already.  I don&#8217;t have time to sit there and be annoyed at a little graphic you thought was cute.  Furthermore, doing that crap isn&#8217;t even close to SEO helpful, so maybe it is a good thing you are on Craigslist looking for jobs since <a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="Google" rel="homepage" href="http://google.com">Google</a> just isn&#8217;t working out for you.</p>
<p>But let&#8217;s face it, no matter how bad a site is, it could always be <a target="_blank" href="http://www.dokimos.org/ajff/" target="_blank">worse.</a></p>
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		<title>BookX 1.2 Released</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 09:24:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BookX 1.2 contains two bug fixes, one of which is a fatal error due to B&#38;N changing the way they displayed books.  It has been resolved and I highly recommend updating.  In fact, to be honest, you dont have a choice, since all previous verisions do not work after B&#38;N&#8217;s change.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BookX 1.2 contains two bug fixes, one of which is a fatal error due to B&amp;N changing the way they displayed books.  It has been resolved and I highly recommend updating.  In fact, to be honest, you dont have a choice, since all previous verisions do not work after B&amp;N&#8217;s change.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">As usual, <a target="_blank" href="/scripts/bookx">Download Here</a></p>
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		<title>Christian Science just rubs me wrong</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 13:48:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, starting this off, I probably have to preface my rant.  I am not saying Christian Science is full of crap, just that they have an aspect that just really annoys and pisses me off.  I am not saying I have all the answers or advocating one religion over another or downing any of them, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, starting this off, I probably have to preface my rant.  I am not saying <a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="Religion" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion">Christian</a> Science is full of crap, just that they have an aspect that just really annoys and pisses me off.  I am not saying I have all the answers or advocating one religion over another or downing any of them, except perhaps <a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="Islam" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam">Islam</a> since it is just retarded you cant draw a picture of <a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="Muhammad" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad">Muhammad</a>.</p>
<p>For those of you that do not know, my wife is <a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="Christian Science" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Science">Christian Science</a>, and I of course love her.  I am really ok with CS, but this one thing just irks me.</p>
<p>At the beginning of each CS service, they set up what CS is, which is a good thing since it is a less traditional take on the <a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="Protestantism" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protestantism">Protestant</a> movement.  Part of that little spiel is they explain that there is no pastor, just the Bible and their &#8220;textbook&#8221;: <a target="_blank" href="http://www.tfccs.com/scienceandhealth/index.jhtml" target="_blank"><em>Science and Health with Key to the Scriptures.</em></a><em> </em>That book was written back in the late 19th century by <a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="Mary Baker Eddy" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Baker_Eddy">Mary Baker Eddy</a>, the founder of CS.  They then explain that the reason for not having a pastor is &#8220;un-divorced from truth, uncontaminated and unfettered by human hypotheses and divinely authorized&#8221;.  Um&#8230;so you don&#8217;t want a pastor, because you don&#8217;t want your message contaminated by humans, and yet you read from a book that a human wrote that is admittedly not the Bible?  WTF?  Really?  Do you even bother to listen to yourself?</p>
<p>Just to reiterate, pastors are bad because they speak what they think with the Bible as a guide, fettering the message if you will, so instead we read only from two books, one of which a mortal non-divine woman wrote about 120 years ago.  If you have never read the CS book, you should.  It is basically her responses to the scriptures.  For example&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>Bible</strong><br />
Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth. &#8211; Matthew 5:5</p>
<p><strong>CS Textbook<br />
</strong>Whatever text the &#8220;Mother Church&#8221; in Boston decides will be the response.  A few weeks ago it something to do with authority which didn&#8217;t make any sense to me, since it just didn&#8217;t seem relevant.</p>
<p>So yes, they do &#8220;fetter&#8221; the Bible, and God&#8217;s word, which I am honestly OK with since I go to church.  Let&#8217;s just not start off every single sermon message thing with a hypocritical statement.  There is enough of that to go around in organized religion as it is.</p>
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		<title>Freelancer.com Morons</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:44:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have been wandering around some of the freelancer websites looking for some programming/project management gigs to keep me busy, and I ran across this one on Freelancer.com:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have been wandering around some of the freelancer websites looking for some programming/project management gigs to keep me busy, and I ran across <a target="_blank" href="http://www.freelancer.com/projects/PHP-Website-Design/Adult-quot-Babe-the-Day.html" target="_blank">this one</a> on <a target="_blank" href="http://www.freelancer.com" target="_blank">Freelancer.com</a>:</p>
<p>&#8220;Want to make a website which features a different picture of a babe everyday.</p>
<p>Successful candidate:</p>
<ul>
<li>Must create and design the website</li>
<li>Logo creation</li>
<li>Provide 3000 original large, high quality photos with my watermarked logo</li>
<li>These photos must be legal</li>
<li>All <a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="Copyright" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copyright">copyright</a> will belong to me</li>
<li>Photos must automatically change as of 12:00 PM MST</li>
<li>Must  be able to and will be responsible for setting up the website with  advertising program to ensure money is made from visitors&#8221;</li>
</ul>
<p>The poster gave a max budget of $250&#8230;.</p>
<h2><strong>Really!!!???</strong></h2>
<p>Let me make sure I understand&#8230;You want me to develop the software to power the site (admittedly very simple), design the <a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="Look and feel" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Look_and_feel">look and feel</a> of the site, create a logo, and come up with 3000 original photos of &#8220;babes&#8221; and then sign it all over to you, all for $250?  Then you want me to market it and advertise it?  What the F*&amp;# do I need you for?  Let&#8217;s face it, you cant get 3000 images, even non-orginal ones for that price, but I have no idea what the photoshoots required would cost&#8230;maybe $25000?  For that many images there are going to be a lot of different girls, doing a lot of different things, in a lot of diferent places.  $25000 may be extremely cheap I dont know.</p>
<p>I do know the idiot that posted this is delusional.  He/She wants to pay a paltry sum for someone to do ALL the work.  Usually clients have ideas, content, and know how to market their own stuff, but not in this case.  Maybe this person works in politics and thinks this is how the real work actually operates.</p>
<p>**And yes, the thumbnail is <a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="Jennifer Connelly" rel="imdb" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000124/">Jennifer Connelly</a>, she is the celeb that I think is all sorts of beautiful, so she is the babe of the day today, and then we go back to Jessica being the babe every other day of the year.</p>
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		<title>New Moon&#8230;.please make it end</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 13:46:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, Jess and I watched Twilight New Moon the other night and I am still in a ball in the corner trying to understand if there was a point to those 2+ hours that I just missed.  I have finally come to the conclusion that no, there is no point.  The entire movie could have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, Jess and I watched Twilight <a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Two-Disc Special Edition)" rel="amazon" href="http://www.amazon.com/Twilight-Saga-Moon-Two-Disc-Special/dp/B001OQCV56%3FSubscriptionId%3D0G81C5DAZ03ZR9WH9X82%26tag%3Dzemanta-20%26linkCode%3Dxm2%26camp%3D2025%26creative%3D165953%26creativeASIN%3DB001OQCV56">New Moon</a> the other night and I am still in a ball in the corner trying to understand if there was a point to those 2+ hours that I just missed.  I have finally come to the conclusion that no, there is no point.  The entire movie could have been made into about 12 minutes, because the rest of the time all we got to watch was one character or another staring off into the distance.  For the record, if it was even a slight surprise to you that Jacob was a werewolf, you are a <a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="Mental disorder" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_disorder">mental defective</a> and should stick to watching <a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="Dora the Explorer" rel="hulu" href="http://www.nickjr.com/dora-the-explorer/">Dora the Explorer</a> that way the plot is linear enough for you to follow.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s go through a checklist of what it takes to make a Twilight movie:</p>
<p>Acting?  Nope.<br />
Plot?  Nope.<br />
Anything surprising at all?  Nope.<br />
Wasting lots of time with montages as if that makes a movie?  Check.<br />
Lots of staring into the distance?  Check.<br />
Vocalizing the obvious?  Check.<br />
Taking a 2&#215;4 to your head to make sure you have a low enough <a target="_blank" class="zem_slink" title="Intelligence quotient" rel="wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intelligence_quotient">IQ</a> to enjoy Twilight?  Check.</p>
<p>The moral to the story is, if you drool on yourself, you will enjoy the movie.  Otherwise&#8230;.have some dignity and watch Battlefield Earth instead.</p>
<p>The only way I may watch another one would be if it was like this:</p>
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		<title>Top 15 Advantages of Being a Temp</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 01:32:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve held onto a list from Dilbert.com from 2001 as to the Top 15  Advantages of Being a Temp.  It&#8217;s still so true.
1. You&#8217;re only lending your soul, not selling it.
2. You won&#8217;t be there when the fruits of your labor turn rotten.
3. Trying on a different personality at each new job site.
4. You don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve held onto a list from Dilbert.com from 2001 as to the Top 15  Advantages of Being a Temp.  It&#8217;s still so true.<br />
1. You&#8217;re only lending your soul, not selling it.<br />
2. You won&#8217;t be there when the fruits of your labor turn rotten.<br />
3. Trying on a different personality at each new job site.<br />
4. You don&#8217;t have to continually fork over park of your paycheck for  coworkers&#8217; weddings, babies, birthdays and anniversaries, or children&#8217;s  school, scouts, athletic, and band fund-raising efforts.<br />
5. No one gives you clothes emblazoned with the company logo and then  expects you to wear them.<br />
6. You can avoid the internal &#8220;war&#8221;. I once temped at an office so  divided and filled with hate, one half wouldn&#8217;t even speak with the  other.. it was my job to convey messages between the enemy camps.<br />
7. Your true Pointy-Haired Boss is usually miles away&#8230; and the  &#8220;customer&#8221; PHB can often be ignored.<br />
8. Overtime at time and a half! woohoo!<br />
9. Leaving at 4:30.<br />
10. Eight words: &#8220;It was like that when I got here.&#8221;<br />
11. You get to hear the words, &#8220;good job&#8221; and &#8220;please stay&#8221; frequently.<br />
12. When the company goes out backwards your resume says you worked for  an agency.<br />
13. You don&#8217;t give a rat&#8217;s hoohaa what the stock is doing.<br />
14. I know my end date.  The directs don&#8217;t.<br />
15. It&#8217;s like being the only lemming in the group with a parachute&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Obama is a Douche</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 23:53:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mr. President, ever hear the phrase, &#8220;no one can call my sister ugly but me?&#8221;.  I didn&#8217;t think so.  But take a hint, and dont applaud when the President of Mexico rails on your people for upholding federal law, and being far less severe about it than Mexico is.  You may not like AZ [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Mr. President, ever hear the phrase, &#8220;no one can call my sister ugly but me?&#8221;.  I didn&#8217;t think so.  But take a hint, and dont applaud when the President of Mexico rails on your people for upholding federal law, and being far less severe about it than Mexico is.  You may not like AZ right now, but at the end of the day, they are still US citizens, (mostly legal ones).  Allowing <em>El Presidente</em> to talk like that not only makes you a complete hypocrite, but a douche.</p>
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