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May 25, 2010

Top 15 Advantages of Being a Temp

I’ve held onto a list from Dilbert.com from 2001 as to the Top 15 Advantages of Being a Temp. It’s still so true. 1. You’re only lending your soul, not selling it. 2. You won’t be there when the fruits of your labor turn rotten. 3. Trying on a different personality at each new job site. [...]

April 21, 2010

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Don’t Make any sudden moves, or Capital One will charge you with Assault

I went in to the Flower Mound Branch of Capital One to deposit a pair of checks, one of which was for my mentally and physically disabled father in law for whom I am Attorney In Fact (I have durable power of attorney). Despite the account being used for this purpose for almost a year [...]

April 1, 2010

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Kiddo 3 on the way

Well, Jess went for her OB/GYN follow up, and what do ya know…she is knocked up yet again. Seriously, at this point one of us just needs to keep our pants on. Oh well, perhaps this one will be a boy, because really, if I have three girls, I might off myself!

March 30, 2010

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Cowboy Wisdom

A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather support for his Health Care Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around [...]

March 15, 2010

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We are Moving…

OK, it is official, we are moving. The house in Keller is sold, we close this month, and are moving to Flower Mound. We are moving to a much larger home, also to be closer to the ranch were we keep our horse soon to be horses. Nothing wrong with Keller, just ready for a [...]

March 13, 2010

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Driving While Shaving….Down there!

Let me get this straight…You were pulled over because of a felony (a hit and run), and you were driving on a suspended license. The reason you had the hit and run is because you were trimming up “down there” on your way to see you boyfriend, and letting your ex-husband drive from the passenger [...]

February 20, 2010

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Well Played Windows 7, Well Played

I had been having some problems with my computer lately, I have no idea what caused it, but I was running XP Pro for about 5 years without a single re-install, which must be a record of some type. But the screen would get a bunch of lines on it after any given amount of [...]

February 4, 2010

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12 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal

Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can’t legally get married because the world needs more children. Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if [...]

January 19, 2010

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New Look for this.rand()

Well, it has been a while since I did a new look for our homepage, so here it is. What do ya think? This is a theme instead of the usual totally custom method I do, but I like it. It is a very magazine type of look, but it gets a lot more content [...]

December 18, 2009

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Holy….

I have had some pretty bad first dates back when I was dating people other than Jessica, but let me tell you, nothing compares to this poor dude. He has the worst of it all, and I can sympathize, I hate dropping a duece in a public toilet. It is just a sin against nature [...]