WTF! Some schools have decided to call Halloween “Orange and Black ” day, or even Harvest day. Why you ask? Because the Crazy Christians have decided that calling it Halloween gives too much of an homage to the old pagan rituals on which the day is based. Yep, that’s it. Basically, they think that if they call it something else, perhaps Satan will forget which day it is, is color blind, and will just not show up to rape and pillage their neighborhood until New Years when everyone drives home drunk. God forbid the Christmas tree, is based on a pagan ritual. And woe to the person that tries telling a conservative that Christmas shouldn’t be called Christmas but should be called “Winter Holiday” or “Winterfest” or “Lobsterfest” or whatever. Because they will get all crazy on you about how the holiday is because of Jesus CHRIST, and therefore should be called Christmas. Well, genius, Halloween is based on the killing of small woodland creatures ‘for sure’, sacrificing virgins ‘maybe’, the Spanish Inquisition ‘probably not’, and all other things that are evil. So hop down off your hypocritical high horse, if you can, put on a mask, and get tooth decay like the rest of us from all that candy!

So, let’s assume only 75% of the country is Christian, and only half of them are stupid enough to go for this. ‘I realize it is a stretch.’ That means 112.5 Million Morons to add to the list. 162.5 million morons to go.

I hope everyone had a safe and happy Halloween. We did a Jungle theme this year. Ryan successfully made some kids scream and scared some teenage girls good enough that they skipped 3 houses.

The other day I mentioned a homemade battlemech as a testament to freetime. Just to prove my point here is a movie of said battlemech:

Still, this would be an awesome Halloween costume.

It’s that time of the year again. People whip out the cute Halloween decorations ‘although there is a house not too far from us that has gone WAY overboard’ the air is crisp and of course we Texans are sporting the layered look and leather coats even though it’s just 50 outside. We went to a haunted house last weekend and each time I’ve gone ‘3 times’ to a haunted house I’ve been disappointed. I don’t like being scared and don’t really see the point. I think standing in the line gets me all wound up and anxious, because after we make it through one it was really quite silly. It’s always the same thing… someone jumps out at you. I don’t understand why that is worth 20 bux. Out of the 4 or 5 haunted houses we went through only one was any good. It was a haunted house with clowns. If you’re not scared of clowns, I don’t know what is wrong with you. The idea of having a smile painted on 24/7 is bad enough, without the crazy hair, big shoes, and all the noises they make. Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Need I say more.

If you\’re cool you will pass out sour starburst for Halloween. If you\’re super cool you\’ll just leave a bowl of it outside and tell me where you live. *hehE* YaH* suGAR* *ShaKEs*