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Well Played Windows 7, Well Played

February 20, 2010

I had been having some problems with my computer lately, I have no idea what caused it, but I was running XP Pro for about 5 years without a single re-install, which must be a record of some type. But the screen would get a bunch of lines on it after any given amount of time, forcing a reboot. Totally impossible to get anything done.

Well, I thought “Video Card“, but I was wrong. I went out and bought a new ATI 5870 by Asus. Turned out replacing my 4870 with that beast didnt do a thing for me. So, back the $400+ card went.

Well, it must be software then, the problem now being I can either re-install XP, or try Windows 7 since that is where I will have to update to within 6 months anyways. Out I go to get Windows 7 Pro, and more than $2,000 later, it is finally installed and working.

Upon installing it, I had network driver issues from hell. Who knew a Linksys wireless G PCI card wouldnt work with Win7? What kind of moronic OS development team made it where one of the most prolific network card manufacturers products wouldn’t work? Answer: Microsoft! But since I used the word “moronic” we all knew that was coming, right? Ok, read a lot online about the various woes of people with that card, and I upgraded to a D-Link N card, that seemed better. Only, it wasnt. But I knew, from what I read online the network card was correct. Could it possibly be my Linksys router? I mean, really, a router is a router right? Nope! I replaced the router with a Netgear one and BAM, it works great on the network now. Spiffy! Time to start installing software finally.

That’s right, installing software, because for some dumb-ass reason you can’t upgrade from XP to Win7, they expect you to have had 2×4 to the head and actually used Vista.

Start installing software, and the first reboot, the computer doesn’t come back up. Not only that, the primary hard drive isnt even seen by the BIOS anymore. WTF!!!??? How did Win7 just kill a Seagate HD? I have no idea, but it did. Off I go to purchase new hard drives. This time, I got two, so I can RAID 1 them, “ah ha!” I will show you Microsoft, I will fix your stupidity with hardware. RAID array created, Windows 7 installed (again), and now I can start installing software.

But wait, Adobe CS2 isnt supported by Windows 7, so, $1,699 later, I am the extremely annoyed owner of CS4 Web Premium, a supported version of the ridiclously priced yet required by everyone software suite.

I get everything re-installed, except for my document management software, Source Link. It seems those retards over there won’t reissue a CD key without a $60 fee, “because that is how we control the licenses”. “Why do I use your software again”, I wonder as I am re-downloading games from EA, Quickbooks, NuSphere, and a ton of other software that doesnt require me to pay them to reinstall their software on the same computer. Clearly everyone else has figured it out, even Microsoft and Adobe! And get this, I get to upgrade as well to SourceLink 2010 in order to have it supported as well.

So, what is the final tab you ask….

$200 for Windows 7
$350 for 2 Hard Drives
$70 for Network Card
$70 for Router
$1700 for Adobe CS4
$50 for new McAfee
$169 for SourceLink
Total: $2,609 plus tax for the privelege, nay honor, nay ass raping that is Windows 7. I bow to Microsoft’s superior skills at making their products part of everyday life, because both I am in awe I spent that much, and bowing is about all I can do since I won’t be sitting for at least week, or until the bleeding stops.

What IS Adobe Doing? (lockergnome.com)
Best Windows 7 Tweaks & Help (taragana.com)
Three Windows 7 Upgrade Issues & How To Avoid Them (makeuseof.com)
How to Set up a Linksys Wireless Router (crenk.com)
Windows 7 eclipses Vista on Steam, 64-bit dominating 32-bit (arstechnica.com)
Windows 7 & The Dirty Little Graphics Secret (lockergnome.com)
What You Need To Know About Windows 7: Requirements & Installation Tips (makeuseof.com)

Dude, I got a Dell…

May 20, 2009

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Well, I finally broke down and got a laptop. It has been a while since I had one, or felt I needed one. But here I am typing this on my shiny new laptop.

While I am extremely pro-Linux, and getting more so as I deal with Vista and the stupidity that is Microsoft’s latest OS (I can’t wait for Windows 7, anything is an improvement). Enough about Vista, be looking for that in a few days, as I have to deal with it, and pretend I have the intelligence of a basic moss covered rock in order to use it. I digress…

I didn’t end up getting a Mac for a couple of reasons. First is the price, it is more expensive for less machine, which doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, but I do understand it as they are pretty sexy. But I will admit as I type here on this backlit keyboard, this Dell is pretty sexy as well.

I have had some terrible support experiences with Apples over the last few years. You have to drag your computer to an Apple store, after you make an appointment, then you have to wait to get it back, which could be weeks. I don’t have the time for that crappy service. If I could tolerate that level of incompetence, then I wouldn’t have much of a case for the purchase of a computer in the first place.

Instead, Dell gives me next business day on site, with even accidental damage covered. Apple doesn’t even begin to offer that kind of service, regardless of their completely misleading commercials.

Then there is the issue of having to run Windows in a virtual machine for a lot of the software, and having to re-purchase the Adobe suite which is like $1800, instead of being able to use the fair-use clause and use the same copy for both my desktop and laptop.

So, what would the point of paying more for way crappy service, having to double up on software, new learning curve, and then running the other OS in a virtual machine. So, here I sit, hating Vista, but loving the machine, especially for the price. Thanks Dell, and oh, Apple, take note, either improve your warranty service, or just don’t bother going after the larger business market outside of the creative arenas.